The best memories with your kids are the ones spent making each other smile, whether it's with a good, corny dad joke or a hilarious prank. The Drummond family never shies away from the latter, especially if it involves a fake snake (if you know, you know!). In the spirit of silliness, we've rounded up the best jokes for kids, perfect for making your little ones giggle any time they need it. Throw these out there when they're feeling blue, or hide one in their lunchbox to surprise them at school. Either way, these puns and riddles for kids are sure to get a laugh.
If you and your family spend your time watching funny movies for kids or coming up with hilarious knock-knock jokes together, then this is the place for you. Challenge your children to see if they know where polar bears keep their money (the snow bank!) or what a tornado's favorite game is (Twister!). Heck, it'll be impossible to keep a smile from your face after you read a few of these knee-slappers. And to keep the good times going, why not read a few happy quotes to start your morning off right? They'll brighten anyone's day!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
What did the plumber tell the singer?
Nice pipes.
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crummy.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put some boogie in it!
Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
It'll crack up.
How do you talk to a giant?
You use big words!
What did the banana say to the boy?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
What type of cheese is not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why couldn't the pony sing?
It was a little hoarse.
What does an ocean do to say hi?
It waves!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What did the sink tell the toilet?
You look flushed!
What key is used to open bananas?
A mon-key.
Erin Cavoto is the Editorial Assistant at ThePioneerWoman.com, covering food, holidays, home decor, and more.
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